Twilight, Jonas Brothers, Sheckler dominate 2009 Teen Choice Awards

The completely  mindless ceremony that is the Teen Choice Awards happened last night in Los Angeles, to be telecast in edited form this evening on Fox TV.  "Twilight" was the big winner in the movie department (what a shock), JONAS, Gossip Girl, and Heroes in the TV Department.

The Teen Choice Awards are perhaps the most haphazard of all awards shows out there, with stuff as recent as two months ago being included in the nominations, thus cheating them out of nominations next year. And some of the winners weren't even out when the balloting started – Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen came out three weeks AFTER voting opened, but it still won several awards.

Ryan Sheckler took home the Action Sports Male award for the second year in a row, which is cool, even though he beat Shaun White, who's another favorite.

Anyway, you can catch the winners tonight on Fox TV!


Choice Movie Action Adventure: "X-Men Origins: Wolverine"
Choice Movie Drama: "Twilight"
Choice Movie Bromantic Comedy: "Marley & Me"
Choice Movie Comedy: "Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian"
Choice Movie Chick Flick: "27 Dresses"
Choice Movie Horror/Thriller: "Friday the 13th"
Choice Movie Music/Dance: "High School Musical 3: Senior Year"
Choice Movie Hissy Fit: Miley Cyrus, "Hannah Montana: The Movie"
Choice Movie Actor Drama: Robert Pattinson, "Twilight"
Choice Movie Actress Drama: Kristen Stewart, "Twilight"
Choice Movie Actor Action Adventure: Hugh Jackman, "X-Men Origins: Wolverine"
Choice Movie Actress Action Adventure: Jordana Brewster, "Fast & Furious"
Choice Movie Actor Comedy: Zac Efron, "17 Again"
Choice Movie Actress Comedy: Anne Hathaway, "Bride Wars"
Choice Movie Actress Music/Dance: Miley Cyrus, "Hannah Montana: The Movie"
Choice Movie Actor Music/Dance: Zac Efron, "High School Musical 3: Senior Year"
Choice Movie Villain: Cam Gigandet, "Twilight"
Choice Movie Fresh Face Female: Ashley Greene, "Twilight"
Choice Movie Fresh Face Male: Taylor Lautner, "Twilight"
Choice Movie Liplock: Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, "Twilight"
Choice Movie Rumble: Robert Pattinson vs. Cam Gigandet, "Twilight"
Choice Movie Rockstar Moment: Zac Efron, "17 Again"
Choice Summer Movie Drama: "My Sister's Keeper"
Choice Summer Movie Comedy: "Up"
Choice Summer Movie Romance: "The Proposal"
Choice Summer Movie Action Adventure: "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince"
Choice Summer Movie Star Male: Shia LaBeouf, "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"
Choice Summer Movie Star Female: Megan Fox, "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"
Choice TV Show Drama: "Gossip Girl"
Choice TV Show Action Adventure: "Heroes"
Choice TV Show Comedy: "Hannah Montana"
Choice TV Animated Show: "SpongeBob SquarePants"
Choice TV Reality: "The Hills"
Choice TV Reality Competition: "American Idol"
Choice TV Actor Drama: Chace Crawford, "Gossip Girl"
Choice TV Actress Drama: Leighton Meester, "Gossip Girl"
Choice TV Actor Action Adventure: Tom Welling, "Smallville"
Choice TV Actress Action Adventure: Hayden Panettiere, "Heroes"
Choice TV Actor Comedy: Jonas Brothers, "Jonas"
Choice TV Actress Comedy: Miley Cyrus, "Hannah Montana"
Choice TV Breakout Show: "Jonas"
Choice TV Breakout Star Female: Demi Lovato, "Sonny with a Chance"
Choice TV Breakout Star Male: Frankie Jonas, "Jonas"
Choice TV Male Reality/Variety Star: Adam Lambert, "American Idol"
Choice TV Female Reality/Variety Star: Lauren Conrad, "The Hills"
Choice TV Villain: Ed Westwick, "Gossip Girl"
Choice Fab-u-lous: Jay Alexander, "America's Next Top Model"
Choice TV Sidekick: Emily Osment, "Hannah Montana"
Choice TV Late Night Show: "Chelsea Lately"
Choice TV Parental Unit: Billy Ray Cyrus, "Hannah Montana"
Choice Summer TV Show: "Princess Protection Program"
Choice Summer TV Star Female: Selena Gomez, "Princess Protection Program"
Choice Summer TV Star Male: Daren Kagasoff, "The Secret Life of the American Teenager"
Choice Music Single: Miley Cyrus, "The Climb"
Choice Music Hook-Up: Lady Ga Ga and Colby O'Donis, "Just Dance"
Choice Music Male Artist: Jason Mraz
Choice Music Female Artist: Taylor Swift
Choice Music Rap Artist: Kanye West
Choice Music R&B Artist: Beyonce
Choice Music Rock Group: Paramore
Choice Music Breakout Artist: David Archuleta
Choice Music Love Song: David Archuleta, "Crush"
Choice Music R&B Track: Beyonce, "Single Ladies"
Choice Music Rap/Hip-Hop Track: Black Eyed Peas, "Boom Boom Pow"
Choice Music Rock Track: Paramore, "Decode"
Choice Music Album Male Artist: Jason Mraz, "We Sing, We Dance, We Steal Things"
Choice Music Album Female Artist: Taylor Swift, "Fearless"
Choice Music Soundtrack: "Twilight"
Choice Music Tour: Demi Lovato and David Archuleta
Choice Summer Song: Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus, "Before the Storm"
Choice Male Athlete: David Beckham
Choice Female Athlete: Shawn Johnson
Choice Male Action Sports Athlete: Ryan Sheckler
Choice Female Action Sports Athlete: Stephanie Gilmore
Choice Male Hottie: Robert Pattinson
Choice Female Hottie: Megan Fox
Choice Web Star: Fred
Choice Red Carpet Fashion Icon Female: Selena Gomez
Choice Red Carpet Fashion Icon Male: Jonas Brothers
Choice Comedian: George Lopez
Choice Celebrity Activist: Hayden Panettiere
Choice Celebrity Pet: Bo, the Obamas' dog
Choice Video Game: "Rock Band 2"
Choice Celebrity Baby: Honor Marie Warren, daughter of Jessica Alba and Cash Warren.
Choice Celebrity Dancer: Selena Gomez
Choice Twit: Ellen DeGeneres
Ultimate Choice Award: Britney Spears